The Secret Origin of Little Gentleman

I have always had a lot of nicknames for Logan. I actually have to remind myself to call him by his name once in a while so at some point he'll, uh, know his name.

The nicknames I use the most right now are probably:

Nugget
Snuggles
Snugglenugget
Snugglebear
Hungry bear
______ bear
Cute face
Cute head
Cute ____
Little man
Little mantis

And, of course, Little Gentleman and its descendants: Little Gent, Little G and LG.

I started calling him Little Gentleman because, well, there are two outfits I want to have custom made for him at some point--a Toad (from Super Mario Bros.) costume for Halloween (that's totally going to happen, the only people who can pull off a Toad costume are babies) and a black tuxedo with rhinestone detailing on the lapels and pant stripe, a top hat, spats, vest, ascot, cane, monocle and perhaps a fake mustache.

Okay, maybe I wouldn't really spend money on a tuxedo and if I did I would have "Tuxedo Fridays" until he outgrew the thing to make it worthwhile. It would be super funny to see Logan in a really detailed little tuxedo (rhinestones optional, they'd probably scratch him) and he would look like quite the little gentleman, hence the nickname.

I like to think all babies would do well to own some formal wear. Maybe if I ever get married I'll get to put Logan in a tux but that would mean I'll have to get married sooner rather than later, because the older he gets the less funny it will be. Tiny suits are the best. Bigger ones, eh, I mean, we've all seen midgets in tuxedos.